The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!