- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power of fart helium

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Pointless Super Powers