- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to not have a brain!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be powerless

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to see through windows

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to become black!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to breath at will.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers