The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!