The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be french.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!