- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to self destruct

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to die on command.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers