the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!