the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!