The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!