to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to live.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!