Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die early.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!