The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!