The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Being alive (until you die).

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!