The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to eat food.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!