The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to get in the van

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!