The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to see into the present.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!