The power to understand irony.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!