- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to breath Oxygen

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers