The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!