The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!