- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to kill yourself

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to walk through air.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to fax people with your mind

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to get in the van

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!