- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the power to jizz money

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to even

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers