The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be french.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!