The power to make remotes invisible

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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cry acid tears

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!