The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to die

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!