Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!