Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to die at will

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!