The power to eat edible things.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!