The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!