The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!