teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!