- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to have gravity.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to make everything worse

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to animate condiments

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers