the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to bleed

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!