the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to become translucent

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!