The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!