The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to have no power

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Nothing

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power... to move you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!