The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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cry acid tears

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!