- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to become translucent

The power to be an idiot.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to do nothing

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to read this sentence

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to break a Nokia

Pointless Super Powers