The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!