- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Pointless Super Powers