- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to self destruct

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to see oxygen.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers