the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to get in the van

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!