- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to change your weight

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to chew with your tongue

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to die

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to fart tear gas

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

Pointless Super Powers