- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to look TV

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers