Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to become powerless

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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to do nothing

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!