Liam Brudenell

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to pass out at will.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!