The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to die

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to die

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to not see anything

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to be normal.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!