- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power drown in water

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to look TV

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers