The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to fire my lazer

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!