the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!