The power to see water one meter behind you.

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yo mama

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to die

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!