The abilitie too spell corectly.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Endless falling....

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!