the power to smell like ham

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to die

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!