The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to poop standing up

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!