- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to police irony

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to poop glue.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to hold your breath when you die

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Pointless Super Powers