- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to be alone

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

Pointless Super Powers