The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to die on command.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!