The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!