The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to shrink boobs

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!