The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to poop glue.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!