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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history
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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.
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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20
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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions
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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.
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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.
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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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The power to die from darting too hard
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The power to make thing look blurry for your self
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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights
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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!