the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!