The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!