- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have gravity.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make faces at the blind

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power of hindsight

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make everything worse

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to animate condiments

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!