The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!