The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to die at will

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!