- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to block your own powers

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to get extra homework

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to rotten food.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to eat socks

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

Pointless Super Powers