The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!