the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!