- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to have gravity.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to get married

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to police irony

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to wish you had a power

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

Pointless Super Powers