the ability to command watermelons

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!