The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!