The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to eat socks

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!