the power to pee while brushing your teeth

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

To never remember what the word if means

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

the power to get blood clots

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to hatch from an egg

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!