Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to make things you.

the power to see through bananas

The power to change your mind

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be dead

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!