The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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power to fly when your underwater

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!