the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!