- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Vanilla scented blood

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the ability to blow yourself

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to read this sentence

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers