The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

the power to get blood clots

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to attract bullets.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!