Vanilla scented blood

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!