The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!