The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to block your own powers

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to police irony

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!