The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!