The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to block your own powers

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!