- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to be alone

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

Pointless Super Powers