The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be powerless

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!