To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!