The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!