The power to eat socks

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to get married

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!