The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!