- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The ability to talk to bacteria

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to get rid of only your own power

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to smell people's moods

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers