the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!