The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to even

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!