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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to fire my lazer

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!