The ability to become visible at will.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to melt your bones

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!