- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to be normal and average

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read your own mind

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to have gravity.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the ability to levitate

Pointless Super Powers