- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

the power to get fat in America

to do nothing

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers