the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!