the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!