The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!