The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!