- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to understand irony.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power think five times slower.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to go to hell.

the power to walk on land.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Justin Bieber

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers