The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to even

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to look at Sun.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!