- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to see through glass

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

Pointless Super Powers