- Pointless Super Powers

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to see through glass

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think of a good super power right now.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to pee while standing up for men