To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!