Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!