The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to become translucent

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!