The power to smell water.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to predict the present

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!