The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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to do nothing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!