The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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power to age faster

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!