The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!